MAXAM's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[eBaums world dot com]

YESS!!!

You know, I never really liked Ebaum's world because their content was (and is) crap. I never knew that they stole other people's work like that! Lol I've never heard of SomethingAwful but I'll check it out. The animation was good and funny (Especially the part where you called him a slut). So....how can we bring Ebaum down (besides not going to his site)? I'd like to know so I can help! FIGHT THE MACHINE!

[Bad Guys Go To Hell]

yaay! Let's go to hell!

now THAT was funny. And the hot pokers in the ass was funny.

[Pizza Day!]

mmm...ok!

Your art is very good as well as your ability to animate it and make it move. I admit that I hate the "Oh My God" series, so I didnt enjoy this flash as much as most did, but I absolutely love the Aquabats. They are the best band ever no doubt. I was thinking of animating their song "Pool Party" But all my friends said that it was a stupid song XD. Well fuck them.

[Who Wants Turkey?]

Stop doing that!!

While your drawing style is interesting, I think that you should stop recycling the same jokes for all of your cartoons. In EVERY one there's something missing and where did it go? Someone ate it. And then of course there's always the line "You ate....A RAW....(whatever the person ate)?" And the moron who ate just nods. Please stop recycling that joke, PLEASE.

JKR responds:

Well first of all, there are people who haven't seen the one other cartoon with that joke, so for them maybe this is a funny little cartoon. And if someone gets a laugh or two from it, I feel like it was worth doing. Second, I hardly think it is in EVERY one. Just this one and the last one. But don't worry, the next cartoon will have some new material as well (though I can't promise Fred will stop eating very odd things!)
Thank you for taking the time to leave a review. Sorry to hear you didn't enjoy the cartoon short.

[Self-Portrait]

wow....

oh muy god, that was...well beautiful doesnt explain it correctly. neither does amazing, because those two words describe good happy things like bunnies or whatever. That was definitely artistic, deep in many layers...I think that even though it is very short, it is still a masterpiece. How did you make the human motion so..human? I always video tape real people and then trace them lol (like dustball)

[Oh My God - Episode 2]

OK I guess

I'm really bored with this series already, and I've only seen the second episode, but there's something about it that makes me want to see the rest. We'll see how far I get lol. Otherwise good drawing and sound and s--t like that. Yea, and that whole star of david thing -- was the boss jewish, or is the devil jewish? Em...awkward.........

[Sky Diving!]

wow, that was terrible

here are some concepts you should learn in flash before you ever grace newgrounds with your sucky animations ever again: Learn how to make sound not be in the "event" mode but in the "stream" mode. Also, stick figures are out of date and absolutely crappy. It pains me how your entire site is filled with stick figure animations. Also, Make something ineteresting before you send it to a site. It's OK for an animator to make a flash movie that isn't too interesting, but it's not OK for that flash animator to SEND that crapyp toon and expect people to like it. You suck.

[MJ Tribute Collab]

Van der toorde!!!

Hey, if all of the people who made this are quibbling on who did the best job and who did the worst in this collab, then I will give you my opinion: Van der Toorde or whoever did the luigi thing by far did the best, and that Accana guy that was second to last did the worst. his part sucked, and it was boring. I loved Van der toorde's because it looked very 3D and realistic. How did you do that?

ZeroMega responds:

Van der toorde rofl

[A Halloween Tale]

swgfg.afgaflsvls.c.sz (me quivering in fear)

Oh my god that was so scary...

[Blockhead: Episode 4]

Someone who hates you but can do anythign about it

Hmm, that blockhead character reminds me of me... ZOOM!!! Do you have a website? I need to know!!!